Family Category

Exception to the Rule

In: Family

Behold.  The only feet on Earth capable of getting away with the Lee Press-on nails for toes. The toes belong to Mommy Dearest, the woman I tried hard to whack as a toddler.  She has since moved on to inadvertant whack attempts on herself.  She often tells people she can do a full-in (an upper […]

Easier than Riding a Bike

In: Family, Kids

C, my four and half year old, is teaching herself how to ride a two-wheeler. We’re not allowed to help her because that will only piss her off. I can’t imagine who comes to mind with that statement. Watching her reminds me of when I was about eight and my little sisters were about the […]