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Son doing a crossword puzzle:  Oops!  I just wrote a bad– hey mom, what does A-S spell? Me:  As.Son:  “Oh I thought I wrote that other word.  The bad word. Me:  Ass?Son:  Yep. Me:  Well, ass isn’t a bad word.  It’s actually an animal.  Like a donkey.  But people use it the wrong way.Son:  Oh!  [...]

My thoughtful husband is watching XXX (the cinematic masterpiece starring Ice Cube) on his laptop right now in bed next to me with headphones so I won’t be disturbed by the sound of it as I sit here trying to do schoolwork.  Except now I’m in the dark because the overhead light was casting a [...]

Here on the Front Range garage sales are on Fridays. I don’t know about where you live, but that is weird. In The Land of Milk and Honey maybe you could get away with a Saturday garage sale, but if you actually want to sell your crap do it on Sunday. In my neighborhood it’s [...]

I was in Sweet Tomatoes last Friday with Daughter #1 eating lunch when I saw a woman walk by with a super short, bleached-blonde haircut.  I finally got her attention as I chased her toward the door and asked who cut her hair.  I used to get my hair cut in Corona del Mar by [...]