To the Freak from Fukuoka
Jul
31
There are no XXX stories about mommies and their boys on this blog. Move along you sick perv.
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It was a cricket.
Jul
31
Tonight Sister #2 and I discovered maggots in our kitchen… Huh?.. What is that?.. How many did we see?.. Well, in my opinion enough to scare OFF ALQUEDA!… However, that is not the point… The point to this deep thought is that while battling these sick ass maggots Sister #2 revealed a disturbing theory.… Could [...]
I am not good with dates
Jul
30
I missed my own one year Blogiversary! And worse yet, no one else noticed either. I started this sucker on July 8, 2005 (if you click that you will see imported posts from Typepad that are horribly formatted for WordPress and missing images). I totally thought it was later than that. I did it because [...]
It’s hotter than a witch’s anus*
Jul
30
I have no idea where that came from other than every time it’s hotter than Hades I think of it. Someone in high school, I think. My punk friend Shawn maybe. Maybe one of my friends reading it will remember and write in a comment. Anyway yesterday I had a lovely series of chats with [...]
Oh and…
Jul
29
On Monday when my dad and his wife left for home all the girls went to spend the night with their neighborhood friends (three more little girls). Their mom rented PSYCHO for them to watch. It’s Saturday now and we just realized my second daughter– the one you don’t want to show that sort of [...]