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All February babies in my practice have been born. I have only two clients left; one is due in May, the other in June but she may transfer her care to the local birth center. That woman is weighing the decision of paying out of pocket for home birth or using her great insurance plan [...]

Aside from the fact that going to Hell would mean that I wasn’t Heaven-worthy, it would mean spending eternity with my brother-in-law. I know if I end up in Hell it’s going to be due to a series of unfortunate decisions and deals with the Devil that led me there, rather than he who is [...]

My second daughter asked as she was flipping through a magazine with pictures advertising female products, “Mom? Does it hurt to stick tambourines in your vagina?” My oldest almost lost her marbles laughing. “I think you mean TAMPONS! I don’t think you want a tambourine up there!” Let’s just hope they don’t Google those keywords [...]

Today is not only the birthdate of Feburary client #2′s baby boy, but it’s also the birthday of my own baby boy born 8 years ago today. I am so tired. Baby born at 0207 and so cute. So cute. I got home at 0530 and was grateful for it since I was driving on [...]

I was hoping to have another baby born this morning/afternoon but that didn’t happen. Trust me, I’m not half as disappointed as the mother is! It just would’ve been nice for everyone to have a juicy new baby on a Winter-Spring morning. Soon. Soon. Soon. The other February client left a message that she is [...]