It never ceases to amaze me how people take a pregnancy test and instead of reading the directions, they come here and read this almost four year old post called Surprise!, then freak out because I am giving “bad advice” and tricked them into thinking they were pregnant.  If my post is among the first ones you see when you google info on how to read a pregnancy test that tells me there are a lot of idiots out there who aren’t practicing safe sex and relying on a GOOFY tongue-in-cheek blog for medical advice.  Sounds like a good idea, yes?  Um, no.

Officially I will not be editing the post to make you feel smarter than stupid (like I felt when I took my test and read the results wrong).  And I will recommend you leave a simple pee-on-the-stick test to the professionals at Planned Parenthood.

Kthxbai.