Oh, Come ON.

USOC Forces ‘Ferret Olympics’ Name Change

Ferret enthusiasts oughta know better than to violate the sanctity of human sport and all that is OLYMPICS.  What they should do is go legit.  Beef up a couple of ferrets so they can hold a small human, then petition into the 2012 London Games with an array of demonstration sports known as the Mustela putorius furo Events.  You know.  Shake it up a little.  I’m bored with people who run, jump, and swim, and people who ride horses.  Bring on the damned ferrets.

ps:  You think if the USOC found out about all the Olympians with the rings tattooed on them they’d order skin grafts to cover them up?  I’m afraid to answer the door now.

 


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